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英语暴笑预言1则
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
有一只
乌鸦整天就坐在树上，但就是不做事。
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him,
之後就有一只兔子看到乌鸦，就问说∶
Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
我能学你这样子就坐在这儿整天不用做事吗？
The crow answered: Sure, why not.
乌鸦就说啦∶当然可以，为啥不行？
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
所以，兔子就在树的底下休息起来，
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
突然的，有一只狐狸出现把兔子给吃了。
Moral of the story is:
这故事告诉你∶
To be sitting and doing nothing,
想要整天坐著不做事，
you must be sitting very, very high up.
你就必须高高在上
[此贴子已经被易名工程师于2007-4-4 18:21:58编辑过]
