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查看完整版本:[公告]女人最敏感的两个穴位揭密

落月江河 2007-5-26 11:33

[公告]女人最敏感的两个穴位揭密

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><p></p></font></span>&nbsp;</p><p align="center"><img src="http://dj.newoo.com/UploadFiles_6670/200703/20070319094837226.jpg" border="0" alt=""/></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 20pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">女人有两个敏感的穴位,无论是达官显贵,还是平头百姓,无论是白头老妇,还是妙龄少女,也无论是博导,还是文盲,只要轻轻一触就痒,一痒就乐,一乐就晕。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  第一个穴位是:夸她年轻漂亮。点击时手法要温柔、自然,不要太猛,要有润物细无声的穿透力</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  如夸她的气色好像是秋天刚摘下来的富士苹果,头发浓密得像是黄山的瀑布,身材细溜得像花季少女,曲线与性感像年轻时的索菲亚·罗兰,眉眼像电视剧里正在热播的女主角,注意要根据剧目应时对应,如播《阳光灿烂的日子》时说像宁静;播《永不放弃》时说像江珊;播《橘子红了》时说像周迅;播《漂亮妈妈》时说像巩俐;播《空镜子》时说像陶虹……记住播《马大姐》时千万别说像马大姐,那就招人不爱听了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  如果她肤色黑又长了黑斑,就说她肯定去了加勒比海或是墨西哥湾度假了,</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">黑</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">是富人与时尚的标志,只有穷人才在家穷捂着,愈捂愈白,所以人家常说一穷二白,而不是叫一穷二黑。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  第二个穴位是夸她孩子天下无双。手法要又捻又摇上下提插,一定要强刺激,使针感向全身放射,达到酸、麻、胀的感觉,令她痛快过瘾。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  如果她的孩子手脚麻利地拿走了你的钱包,你要夸她的孩子是未来的魔术师,水平不会低于大卫,将来定能誉满全球。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  如果她的孩子经常出去打群架,身上常常挂彩,你说这孩子将来一定能成为泰森。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  如果这孩子把满墙涂得乱七八糟,你说他是未来的毕加索。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  如果这孩子胖得进门横着过,你说这是稀有人材是当相扑的好材料。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  如果这孩子左看右看无一是处,只是个子高点,夸她是当模特的好胚子,如果让张艺谋发现了,麻雀立马变成孔雀,孩子她妈就</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;">__</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">等着拿簸箕撮银子去吧……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  直到夸得昏天黑地,孩子她妈笑得晕了过去,你便不失时机地实施自己的计划,目的不外乎有三个:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  一、借债</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  二、赖债</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">  三、升官及要各种好处</span></p>
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